Snooker rules applied to sex If Red is blocking Pink, go for the Brown.
Category: Fun jokes
@pokeboy
Last night I was offered a threesome by two hot twins Sex with Jessica felt great, but Jeremy was a pain in the ass.
@Derry
When someone says, “It’s better than sex” they haven’t been having the right kind of sex.
Not a Damn Thing
So a Police Officer pulls over a little old lady in a car going a bit too slow…Police officer asks the usual, “…know why I pulled you over…” “…license, registration, proof of insurance…” Lady hands everything over as usual, And then the Officer asks, “Ma’am, you got any weapons in the car I should know…
@Strype
“Do you have any idea the long term damage that alcohol is doing to your liver?” the Doctor asked.“Fuck off Doc,” I replied, “You always try this one when it’s your round.”
discount
Announcement on the clinic website: Breast enlargement. Penis enlargement. Discount available for ordering both.
when you miss the ads
– Dear, turn off the TV. It distracts me when we make love, and I can’t finish! – I can’t, honey, we’re in the cinema.
@Strype
My wife said I’m a useless, lazy slob & she deserves better.. I said, “You woke me up at 3 O’clock in the fucking afternoon just to tell me that?!
@Nevil
I’ve started dating Little Red Riding Hood’s grandmother. She’s an animal in bed.
@Mo
I’m in big trouble with my wife. Lying in bed, she asked ” What I’d like to do most with her body?” Apparently, “Identify it”, wasn’t the right answer.