Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.Edit: Thanks for the elf. Are elfs real?…
Category: Fun jokes
Why did the eagle with a cold get arrested?
He was an ill-eagle.
Why was the snowman smiling?
He could see the snowblower coming down the street
Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To render the buildings on the other side.
If you have your own conspiracy theories, what are they? And can you explain why?
What is a teenagers favorite mode of transportation?
The millennial falcon.
This is the first mistake everybody is going to make in 2019
Edit: *2020
Human tells a drum a funny joke…
“Ba dum tss”
Why couldn’t the dwarf see objects that were far away?
He was short sighted
How you squeeze toothpaste and load Toilette paper are grounds for serious relationship/marriage considerations.
Let’s discuss.