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He stare
r/youseeingthisshit•Posted byu/GroundbreakingCat13 hours agoThis dog can’t believe his eyesRemoved – Recent Repost View CommentsPlay0:000:00SettingsFullscreen15.9k points134 comments
Writer with no money/food
Hi guys, I’m a freelance writer, and even though I barely make it through each year, I enjoy what I do. Since I have to pay for medication, I’m practically broke every winter, when there’s nothing to work on. I can’t ask for a loan due to my karma, but I’d appreciate any tip on…
I wish parents would stop trying to force feed their kids.
Use a fork.
As I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom, I heard my 5-year old niece ask if anyone was inside whilst she knocked thrice. I had to mumble audibly enough through the froth so she would hear to which she responded:
‘Is that a yes or a no?’
What do you put on a Christmas tree to make it smell good?
Ornaments
Black man enters your house in the middle of the night
It’s called breaking and entering, home invasion, robbery and a lot more laws broken. White man enters your house in the middle of the night it’s called Christmas.Mad respect Santa. twitter takipçi satın al
What did the baby use to cover the floor with?
Infant-tile.
I finally cut ties with someone who was dragging me down
mountain climbing with a friend is hard