Guy: “what do you want to be when you grow up?”Kid: “I dont know, I’m not grown up.”
Category: Fun jokes
Best orange skills?
As I’m approaching level 60, are there any super good orange skills I should level up first? I know demon is great for inferno team and Bone dragon is good if you have a lich.Any suggestions? beğeni satın al türk
Why does Dr. pepper coke in a bottle?
because his wife diedCome
A friend of mine is intersex and he just got pregnant.
his name is anthony, we met in a college improv class and we grew to be pretty close friends. i honestly didn’t know that he was intersex, or even gay for that matter, until i went to his apartment one night and he introduced me to his partner and told me they were having a…
A Man swapped places with his wife to see what she did all day
A Man was constantly grumbling about how he had to work all day to provide for his family while his stayed home and did nothing.God offered him a chance to swap places with his wife for a couple of days to see what it’s like to be a woman, and he happily agreed.First day of…
What’s the difference between Trump and God?
God doesn’t think he’s Trump…
Why did Jesus never have to close a door?
Because he was born in a barn
My dad made mince pies this year and one of them looked very strange.
Mum: “Make sure you serve the ugly one last”.Dad: “I don’t know if I should, your Mother said she was getting very hungry.” beğeni satın al türk
To Xmas decorate a town without making it look like Santa was taking a wizz in a fountain
Talking out loud.
I talk to my GF who was murdered, I sit by myself and talk to her about how I feel and the happy good times I had in her company. I have no idea why I do that, but tonight she answered. I was sitting alone in the dark listening to our favourite song. Dignity…