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Category: Fun jokes
@dubeykeebler
My wife was scrolling through Twitter and says, “wow, some people are fucking idiots!” I replied, “I know, I’m one of them”
@Jeep
My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I do just enough work so that I know he won’t fire me.
@fornicatesanimals
A friend’s mother gave me a Blowjob. I didn’t think I’d be blowing up balloons for his party.
@AnalysisFrequent
A man called his twin brother from prison. A man called his twin brother from prison. “Hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”
@Gizmo
What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek? With Hide & Seek I can count to ten before I shout, “I’m coming, ready or not”
@rucyanya
Extrovert: It’s a pleasure to meet you. Introvert: It’s a pressure to meet you.
@Organic_Nectarine508
I just walked into a restaurant. They asked if I had any reservations. I said yes, I heard the reviews were shit.
@Jeep
Today I was thinking that I needed a break from life, then it dawned on me that life is fine, I need a break from stupid people.
@Gerry1of1
I don’t see my wife & kids anymore. It’s all due to gambling. I won the lottery and I moved to Hawai’i