A young woman goes to the gynecologist’s for the first time. She disrobes and places her legs in the stirrups. As the doctor begins to examine her, he says, “Relax, you are about to feel a little numbness.” “What do you mean?” asks the woman. The doctor puts his head in between her legs and…
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When my wife said she’d be with me until I was old and gray I did not realize she meant 37
I was in a job interview. The man asked me to show him an example of leadership skills. “OK,” I replied. “I’m hired.”
Did you know
if you press the Clitoris and the G Spot at the same time, the vagina takes a screenshot and saves you in her memory forever
Front effect
All medicines have side effects. Only Viagra has front effects.
There’s lots of ways to show someone that you love them… Sex is my favorite.
A man and his wife went on a weekend trip to the big city
Tired of going from shop to shop and arguing with his wife about it, he stands outside the next shop in protest. While waiting a prostitute walks up to him and ask if he wants a quickie in the alley. After thinking it over, he replies: “Well why the hell not. I haven’t tried much…
Boobs are like the sun
You can only stare at ‘em for a very short time. But if you wear sunglasses, you can stare at ‘em as much as you want.
Two aliens are flying near earth
Two aliens are flying near earth~ The first one says, “The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons.” The second one says, “Are they an emerging intelligence?” The first one says, “I don’t think so, they have it aimed at themselves.”
Its been months since i bought the book “How to scam people online”. It still hasn’t arrive yet…